Archive for February, 2008
St. Patrick’s Day and Leprechaun Poop Poems
Many people who scrapbook and stamp love to give hand made items for gifts. One of my favorite, cheap and easy gifts for kids are bags of “poop”. What you choose to put inside is up to you, though each one has a suggestion. I have been collecting these little phrases for over 10 years, so some are similar but have been changed somewhat over the years. All are included.
Here are the bags of “poop” poems for St. Patrick’s Day and Leprechauns. (Scroll to the bottom for other holidays)
Leprechaun Poop
Leprechaun Poop
“The Leprechauns of Ireland
Bring a special gift your way
Its full of love and happiness
On this fine St; Patricks Day
And along with all good wishes
From this merry little group
Comes a little something special
Its a bag of Leprechaun Poop.”
Leprechaun Poop
“‘Tis a little bit of Ireland
That’s been sent upon its way
To wish you luck and happiness
On this fine St. Patrick’s Day
It’s s wee and tiny present
>From that merry little group
Tis the little folk of Ireland
Have left you their
Leprechaun Poop”
Leprechaun Kisses
“We couldn’t find a Leprechaun,
or his cute little Mrs.
But we followed his pretty rainbow
and at the end found Leprechaun kisses.”
Leprechaun Poop
“So your looking for Gold??
Well listen here’s the scoop,
Those Leprechauns all got away
But we found their Lucky Poop!!”
Leprechaun Poop
“It’s time for wearin’ of the green
And the smallest people you’ve ever seen
The luck of the Irish they carry along
And a pot of gold if you can hold them long.
But if you let them go too soon
Leprechaun poop will be your due!”
Leprechaun Kisses
“Just a little bit of Ireland
That I”m sending you today
To bring you luck and happiness
On this fine St. Patrick’s Day
Its a wee and tiny present
Full of good luck and wishes
Seems the little folk of Ireland
Have sent you some Leprechaun Kisses.”
For More Great Poop Poems, See the Fourth of July Poop, Halloween Poops, Thanksgiving Poops, Christmas and Winter Poops, or Valentine’s Day and Cupid Poops. Or simply visit my poems and phrases section.
Yowser!
I think the thing I absolutely hate the very most about the American Idol results shows is that they expect these people to sing when they are leaving. Your exit song. Wtf? Why?
Why do they need to torture these people? Their dreams, their hearts have been shattered. They probably want to do anything but sing at that moment.
I was sad to see Alaina go. I actually liked her.
Kinda mad to still see Amanda and Danny, except imagine – that crappy website Vote for the Worst has them as the top two worst….that’s why they are still there. *sigh*
Are you kidding me?
OMG I Want These!
Oh.My.Gosh. Wow! You should see the kitchen’s that are shown in this video from YouTube…I so want one like that!
These kitchens appear to be totally customizable with the cool cabinets you can put in place. They are simply gorgeous and I can see all sorts of possibilities for my kitchen either when we move or in a totally new house. Those are gorgeous!
I love the fact that they come in all those different colors and that the colors kind of accent the kitchen. Some of them have that seemingly sleek design, while others have an almost retro feel. I love those brown wooden ones towards the beginning of the video and the one that looks like the cabinets open up from from bottom to top rather than from side to side. Those are so beautiful and cool. It actually looks like that company has a ton to choose from and it looks so beautiful. Be sure and check it out!!!
Holy Spiders!
Oh. My. Word! Can you imagine if you found this in a corner of your home? *giggle* I just had to share. Before there is one single question, it is not my house, it is not my spider infestation but DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT MAMA? OMG!!!!!
Nurses Care
I had the pleasure of recently watching a friend of mine who just completed her nursing program, deal with a minor injury completely outside of the medical world. In fact, it happened in her own front yard. The first thing I was surprised about is how calm she stayed. Never losing her cool, never freaking out when she saw lots of blood, she simply worked until she had it all cleaned up. Then she assessed the damage, responded the way it needed to be dealt with, and what was even cooler is that because she stayed calm, the child calmed down and was easy to talk and work with.
Nursing is an absolutely awesome field to be in. One of the things that makes it great is that nurses are continuously in demand. This makes find a job much easier when you have completed any type of nursing program like the LVN programs. My friend is working an “on call” type of job right now and her hours are very strange, but she is planning on finding something with a bit more stability soon, because she has a family. She is also a single mom raising two beautiful daughters who need her as much as the sick people do. There is a great balance between family and nursing I’ve noticed.
It has crossed my mind on more than one occasion to go to school and become a Licensed Vocational Nurse, or something similar. I like the idea of being able to complete school in only a few short years and being able to go out and get a job immediately where I am helping others.
I think the programs that the Gurnick Academy of Medical Arts offers are extremely beneficial to those seeking a vocational position. And they seem to have an awesome Vocational Nursing Program which doesn’t seem difficult to complete. I was also really excited to see an Ultrasound Technician course available because I already have a brief background in this field and it was what I wanted to go to school for. The programs seem reasonably priced for what they offer and additionally they offer and require internships during your course of study. This is a great way to get yourself into a position after you have completed your internship.
It seems that the possibilities with nursing are endless.
Do I Scrap It?
Oh. My. Word! Can you imagine if you found this in a corner of your home? *giggle* I just had to share. Before there is one single question, it is not my house, it is not my spider infestation but DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT MAMA? OMG!!!!!
A Clean Screen
Wanna get your screen really clean?
I’ll tell a story about it more later. My puppy got very excited!
Kinda Cool
I actually kinda thought this video was pretty cool. I think it’s neat they can do that. The rest of their videos they are both playing and they sound fine, I just like the way this one is together. Plus you can tell they enjoy it and have fun.
A Morning Laugh
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out’?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen’s butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (wiping coffee off the laptop screen at that one)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Ringtone Mania
I love my Verizon wireless cell phone and service. The only thing my phone lacked when I got it, was good ringtones but there are plenty of other features. The ringtones were boring symphonic sounds and I wanted something with a bit of pizazz. The deal is, they add up in price. I spent a fortune in ringtones the first year, and eventually you get tired of them, you get sick of hearing the same music over and over again.
It is also really hard to find free verizon ringtones. I have looked and looked and when you do find free ringtones it is typically some unknown artist or an unpopular song. Totally not what you want. Hopefully you will have better luck, for now I am stuck with the bunch I downloaded from the verizon website awhile back, because I just cannot possibly keep downloading them. My phone can’t hold anymore and who wants to delete something they paid for?
