Okay, I thought I had seen it all when it came to CTMH, but I found this link through another consultants blog and this cracks me up. Totally shows why our MyAcrylix stamps are far better, but the video is really funny.

Meet Sticky Boy

I saw this about a year ago and it just wound back up in my email box again. It makes me laugh every single time I see it. If you haven’t seen it, that is ONE BRAVE bunny!! hehehe

Oh and if you are looking for my SATURDAY PHOTO HUNTERS – skip the post after this one and its right below that one! Have a great Saturday!

Oh. My. Word! Can you imagine if you found this in a corner of your home? *giggle* I just had to share. Before there is one single question, it is not my house, it is not my spider infestation but DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT MAMA? OMG!!!!!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out’?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen’s butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (wiping coffee off the laptop screen at that one)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN THE TRUTH.

1. Only in America….
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America……
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America……
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America……
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. (okay I do this but has anyone considered that I prefer the TASTE of diet coke over regular? Huhlo!)

5. Only in America……
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America……
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America……
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America……
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America……
do we use the word politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

10. Only in America……
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On Sears hairdryer: ‘Do not use while sleeping’.
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]

2. On a bag of Fritos: ‘You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside’.
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]

3. On a bar of Dial soap: ‘Directions: Use like regular soap.’
[And that would be how...?]

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: ‘Serving suggestions: Defrost.’
[But it's *just* a suggestion]

5. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): ‘Do not turn upside down’.
[Oops, too late!]

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: ‘Product will be hot after heating’.
[As sure as night follows the day . .. ..]

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: ‘Do not iron clothes on body’.
[But wouldn't this save even more time?]

8. On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: ‘Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication’.
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.]

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: ‘Warning: May cause drowsiness’ …
[One would hope]

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: ‘For indoor or outdoor use only’. …
[As opposed to what?]

11. On a Japanese food processor: ‘Not to be used for the other use’.
[I gotta admit, I'm curious].

12. On Sainsbury’s peanuts: ‘Warning: Contains nuts’.
[NEWS FLASH]

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: ‘Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.’
[Step 3: Fly another airline]

14. On a child’s Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly’.
[I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]

Really, it WAS rated PG, but after this it is pretty darn close to maybe NC-17. LOL

Too funny not to share though!

Did you know…..

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced  enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

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A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home…maybe at work.)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body.  The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(‘Honey, I’m home.  What the….?!’)

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length.  It’s like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes…can you imagine??)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity.)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I never wanted to know.)

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Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing….)

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A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.

(Who knew?  Who cares!)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??) 

We have one cat currently, and she provides us with hours of entertainment all on her own. We have in the past had multiple cats at one time, and it can get even more entertaining.

This has to be one of the funniest cat videos I have watched in a long time. A few of these had me laughing absolutely out loud. I think the one where the cat falls into the cooler and then the one with the bathtub is sooo funny. My other favorite is the cat in the snow. So funny!